Friday, July 03, 2009

Bloatermog Writing My Complaint: A while back the 'Vanish' TV advert annoyed me. Jane bought some to brighten up the net curtains, (it still puzzles me how a white powder can "act like a magnet [Huh?] and digest stains"[Burp!]), after our lounge chimney breast / fireplace removal and subsequent redecoration. Much to my surprise, the woman in the pink trousers and T-shirt DID NOT appear to say how wonderful the stuff is, and give a demonstration as she does in the advert. Feeling cheated, a letter is now on its way to the manufacturers quoting their shortcomings of the trades descriptions act.
NB: 'Vanish' didn't bring the nets back to life, seems it can't digest concrete and brick dust; so lady-wife buying new pair.

As an X-Files fan, has anyone else noticed how the sound is extremely low during the transmission? Every evening I crank it up to 50% on the volume control just to hear what Mulder and Scully are saying, only to quickly drop it back when the ads are on, or get blown out of the seat.
Someone mentioned in the paper how the adverts ARE LOUDER than whatever programme we are watching, (probably so that we can still hear them whilst making that "commercial break cup of tea"?), yet the TV stations vehemently denied it.
LIARS!
Come and sit in my (fresly decorated lounge), you batards, for a demonstration!

And in mentioning the X-Files: Our eldest granddaughter, Lauren, and eldest grandson, Liam, have both been here on different occasions, and when asked if they "want to watch Mulder and Scully?" (which is what I usually call it rather than "the X-Files"); they looked at me with a blank expression, and asked "Who are they?" I even tried, with exasperation: "You know, 'The X-Files'?" and still the lighbulbs failed to turn on.
This is an immense problem with the youth of today, as they tend to watch dedicated TV channels; like 'Kids' or whatever, and NEVER watch a broad sweep of programmes so that they know, as we did as kids, (with only had 3 channels which had a good mixture on them), a little bit about everything.
Whilst I don't claim to be Mr. Brainy Head, and have immense failings on the Sporty side of things, I do know who Justin (aka Mr. Tumble) is, and we have the DVD box set (a 'must' for all grandparent's at the moment) for 'In The Night Garden,' and even the latest craze, Waybuloo, is within my horizon; so my knowledge is fairly broad.
So in the future, it seems 'The Weakest Link,' 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire,' and other quiz programmes will cease to exist as the 'now' generation will be too thick to answer even the simplest and most basic General Knowledge questions.
Note: One young lady on a Re-Run of 'Classic Millionaire' used 3 lifelines getting to £500, fluffed the £1,000 question and went home with nothing; so it's starting already. For the "1,000, she didn't know "which 2 TV cops were played by David Soul and Paul Michael Glaser?"
But as they say, the questions are only difficult if ou don't know the answers.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Bloatermog Fooled Again?: A few years ago, coffee went up in price due to frosts in Brazil.
There have been no reports of frosts in Brazil since, but coffee prices have not come down.
The price per litre of petrol has increased to £1-04.9.
Perhaps there were frosts at at the refinery?

The new 'Bournemouth Rocks!' book and an early version of the cover is in the 'Coming Soon' section of http://www.natula.co.uk/ if you'd like to have a look?

Monday, June 29, 2009

Bloatermog Quite Shocked: A 'Hit' counter has been on the http://www.alanburridge.freeuk.com website for some time now, and it's not often been checked, but the 45,547 hits it's logged to date was quite a shock - or more like a pleasant surprise.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Bloatermog Groundhog-In-Chief Tony McPhee: had a heart attack on June 16th leaving him temporarily unable to speak. Our thoughts are with him for a good and speedy recovery.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Motorblog New US Tour Dates:
August 28th - First Avenue, Minneapolis, Minnesota with Reverend Horton Heat & Throwrag.
August 29th - Eagle's Ballroom, Milwaukee, Wisconsin with Rev Horton Heat.
August 30th - House of Blues, Chicago, Illinois with Rev Horton Heat.
September 1st - Motor City Casino, Detroit, Michigan with Rev Horton Heat & Nashville Pussy from here on.
September 2nd - Docks, Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
September 3rd - Metropolis, Montreal, Quebec, Canada.
September 5th - House of Blues, Atlantic City, New Jersey.
September 6th - House of Blues, Boston, Massachusetts.
September 8th - 9:30 Club, Washington, DC.
September 9th - Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY.
September 11th - Fillmore, Charlotte, North Carolina.
September 12th - Cherokee Motor Cycle Rally, Cherokee, North Carolina.
September 15th - Jannuslanding, Tampa, Florida.
September 16th - House of Blues, Orlando, Florida.
September 18th - Warehouse Live, Houston, Texas.
September 19th - Palladium, Dallas, Texas.
September 20th - Stubb's, Austin, Texas.
September 23rd - Pageant, St Louis, Missouri.
September 24th - Midland Theatre, Kansas City, Missouri.
September 26th - Fillmore, Denver, Colorado.
September 28th - Flames Central, Calgary, Alberta.
September 29th - Events Center, Edmonton, Alberta.
October 1st - Vogue, Vancouver, British Colombia.
October 2nd - Showbox Sodo, Seattle, Washington.
October 3rd - Roseland Ballroom, Portland, Oregon.
October 5th - Warfield Theatre, San Francisco, California.
October 9th - Nokia Live, Los Angeles, California.
October 10th - House of Blues, Las Vegas, Nevada.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

So Now We Will Be Asked: Where were you when Michael Jackson died? Well, out of all the JFK's, Elvis, John Lennon etcetera, the only one I can remeber where I was is Twin Towers or 9/11. But for MJ I can say "Having an knockout time at Champions new rock venue in Bournemouth watching the all-girl Ramones tribute band, The Ramonas - and they were are effing excellent! http://www.ramonas.net
Not worth me even trying to list their set because just about every 1-2-3-4 by The Ramones you loved was covered, and the crowd went away well pleased and sweaty after a great evening. And despite the fact some neanderthals may say "well, it's just the same song time after time with different lyrics," well, in that case you're the neanderthal and you have missed the point.
However, I can say it was a treat to see chicks playing in a band, and it makes a refreshing change - love our male rock / guitar idols as we do, as there is an unparallelled thrill to watching females play drums, guitar and bass; denim mini-skirts and fishnets notwithstanding, of course. And they included Motorhead's 'RAMONES' track in the set as well: Top Notch!
So that's where I was.
That's where WE were when MJ passed as not only did I go along with friends Cam and Barb, but lifelong Bro, Eric was there with his partner, Anna, chatting to the inimitable Dave Robinson, the man who owns Champions and The Bourne Beat hotel / rock venues; plus a respected work colleague and bass player from the past in Graham Dear was also there looking for dates for his latest band, Catalyst.
And from being the iffy rock star and the man everyone grew to hate more than love, I get home just past midnight, set the radio alarm and they're playing one of HIS records. When the alarm went off at 05:15 they were still playing HIS records. This is where it all becomes VERY effing annoying and exceedingly boring because all of a sudden he's cool once more. ME? I own one CD of his, a 3-tracker with the Slash / Eddie Van Halen / Steve Stevens tracks on it, and that's all I'll ever needed.
Oh, and before setting out for Champions the News told us Farrah Fawcett had died - but hers was rather ill-timed as she will be quickly forgotten beneath the shadow of 'Wacko Jacko' popping his clogs.
But at least they'll give the now relentless / tedious / crap Jordan and Peter front page tussle a rest. Was that really the best we could do for headlines? Will Katie Price turning lesbian really save her dive-bombing career?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Bloatermog Interesting: At 5 minutes and 6 seconds after 4am on August 7th 2009 the time and date will be 4:05:06 07-08-09 and this peculiarity will not occur again until 3009.