Bloatermog Simon Mayo's Allotmenteer's: Simon Mayo has a programme on the Gardening Channel, (being repeated again currently), about 2 allotments, one in London and the other in Wales, and the gardener's tending them.
In Wales, (I roared with laughter the 2nd time I watched it in the week, after rolling around the floor after the first), one of the (elder) couples were giving their allotment shed some TLC and maintainence, and the wife said, quite seriously and in her lilting accent: "My Brian must have his shed!" Then a questioing expression fixed on her face, and she added: "He spends an awful lot of time inside it, and I really don't know what he does when he's in there?"
Hmm...