Motorblog The Man Who Won't Lick Stamps (Part 2): Part One is included in the 'Essays' on this site if you need to find the reasons why?
So I am getting some stamps and the girls know I won't lick them, so I'm sticking on the self-adhesive ones whilst she (who shall remain nameless) is licking those for Europe. Suddenly she jolts forward and smiles: 'Oh, I almost swallowed that one and gagged!'
I smiled.
She said: 'Don't say a word, I know what you're thinking!'